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Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
astonishingx:

Magneto by  Jay Thakur

astonishingx:

Magneto by  Jay Thakur

Blue Swede - Hooked On a Feeling
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virtuosovillain:

From the first trailer of Guardians of the Galaxy (x)

Jennifer Lopez - Jenny from the Block
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00sjams:

Jenny from the Block | Jennifer Lopez (ft. Styles & Jadakiss)

thatfunnyblog:

This is modern art

thatfunnyblog:

This is modern art

amoying:

pros of buy one get one free

  • free thing

cons of buy one get one free

  • buy thing

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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