I always remember funny work stories at such weird times hahaha,
Any who, I like to call people Mr./Mrs. (theirlastname) whenever they pay with a card. This man was paying and I read his card and it said “(firstname) Schrek”. I was just like uhhh i’m not about to say Mr. Shrek out loud hahahaha so he just got a “sir”
me: dam girl are u a cheeto?
girl: why cuz im hot?
me: no cuz whenever u come round u always leavin dust on everything u ashy bitch
who is down to f…………ocus on school